Ann Coulter: Get to the ER!

...because, from what I can tell from this photograph, you either have both a fractured ulna and radius, OR there is something very wrong with the carpals in your left hand. To wit:

And no, I didn't PhotoShop the original image. See it for yourself at

http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/photo.cgi?image=silver-dress.jpg

That's gotta hurt!