Those whacky Germans

So I have this new gig at a production house that is owned by Germans. They gave me an email account, and a lot of the company-wide messages are indecipherable to me, as I speak no more German than is required to find a bathroom, order a beer, find the subway, or perform a kidney transplant. Still, some kinds of humor transcend the boundaries of language, such as this ditty that recently made the rounds:

So haben es die Deutschen gesehen (As the Germans saw it)




So haben es die Franzosen gesehen (As the French saw it):




So haben es die Italiener gesehen (As the Italians saw it):




So haben es die Amerikaner gesehen (As the Americans saw it) :